Me: I'm having another contest on the blog
Darius: Can I pick the winner?
Me: Sure. Pick a number between 1 and 18
Darius: Any number?
Me: Bubba, that isn't between one and eighteen. Pick a number between those numbers.
Darius: But you said I could pick any number.
Me: No, I said pick a number between one and eighteen.
Darius: But I want four-tee-four.
Me: Are you gonna pick between one and eighteen or not?
Darius: Fine. I pick one and six.
Me: Bubba, just one number. You can only pick one number.
Darius: Let's see. Only one? Ok.
Me: Ok what? What number is it?
Darius: Six definitely six.